Friday, May 2, 2008
Fookin' Brilliant... Me Watch it Long Time
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Oh, the Banality of Evil, Inside the Mind of John Yoo.

"It is the very nature of a democracy that it not only does, but should, fight with one hand tied behind its back. It is also in the nature of democracy that it prevails against its enemies precisely because it does."
- Very Unserious Person*
Yoo: The Geneva Conventions issue comes up around December of 2001 and gets settled January of 2002 -- that’s just the question of whether the Geneva Conventions apply -- this questions of cells versus open camps and do you provide them with all the same rights under the Geneva convention. That comes up before there is any issue of interrogation.
Esquire: That’s disturbing to a lot of people because those conventions were difficult to achieve and we prosecuted the Nazis for war crimes. Was that difficult for you?
Yoo: Actually, everyone in the government agreed that the Geneva Conventions did not apply to al Qaeda. The thing we were arguing about was whether it applied to the Taliban. But no one dissented that Geneva applied to al Qaeda. I’m talking about the executive branch. Even the State Department did not disagree. The question was really what policy should we follow, and whether we should apply it to the Taliban. But I don’t remember the State Department claiming that the Geneva Conventions applied to al Qaeda. In fact the U.S. refused to ratify an addition to the Geneva Conventions, under President Reagan, on the grounds that they tried to treat terrorists like POWs user the Geneva conventions. The U.S. viewed that as a mistake.
Esquire: Did you have anxieties or concerns?
Yoo: Yeah, these were not easy questions. Whether it was a war or not, the question of whether Geneva Conventions applied to al Qaeda was a straightforward question, at least to me. The policy question is much more difficult, whether they should apply to them as a matter of policy.
Esquire: Why?
Yoo: There’s a balance. Is this going to degrade military discipline? Is it going to give us a bad image versus does it produce gains in security? Is it part of the message that terrorists are not going to be given the same status as people who follow the rules? It’s a very difficult trade off. And then it’s harder and harder because there’s the question that if you don’t give them full Geneva Convention protection, what are you going to give them? That’s a hard question, too. I think the legal questions are much easier than those fine hard-grained policy issues. I think those are very hard questions. It’s not my job to say what they should do.
Esquire: Where would you have come down?
Yoo: I would have thought probably close to what we ended up doing. We’re not going to obey the Geneva Conventions but we’ll be close, consistent with humane principles. I agree that they should not receive the kind of recognition and benefits as, say, a solider from a country who followed all the rules of war would get. But I think it’s a very difficult question. And again, people who have these obvious right answers are, I think, misleading people. Or they just don’t see both sides.
* Could be a dirty hippy.
Monday, April 28, 2008
It's So Hard to Find a Man of Integrity...

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
- Arlo Guthrie
Torture Most Sublime...
Justine
by Marquis de Sade, 1791.
Form flecked his lips as he spoke these words interspersed with revolting oaths and blasphemies. The hand, which had been prying open the shrine he seemed to want to attack, now strayed over all the adjacent parts; he scratched them, he did as much to my breast, he clawed me so badly I was not to get over the pain for a forthnight. Next, he placed me on the edge of the couch, rubbed alcohol upon that mossy tonsure with which Nature ornaments the altar wherein our species finds regeneration; he set it afire and burned it. His fingers closed upon the fleshy protuberance which surmounts this same altar, he snatched at it and scraped roughly, then he inserted his fingers within and his nails ripped the membrane which lines it. Losing all control over himself, he told me that, since he had me in his lair, I might just as well not leave it, for that would spare him the nuisance of bringing me back down again; I fell to my knees and dared remind him again of what I had done in his behalf.... I observed I but further excited him by harping again upon the rights to his pity I fancies were mine; he told me to be silent, bringing up his knee and giving me a tremendous blow in the pit of the stomach which sent me sprawling on the flagstones. He seize a handful of my hair and jerked me erect. “Very well!” he said, “come now! prepare yourself; it is a certainty, I am going to kill you....”
“Oh, Monsieur!”
“No, no, you've got to die; I do not want to hear you reproach me with your good little deeds; I don't like owing anything to anybody, others have got to rely upon me for everything.... You're going to perish, I tell you, get into that coffin, let's see if it fits.”
He lifts me, thrusts me into it and shuts it, then quits the cavern and gives me the impression I have been left there. Never had I thought myself so near to death; alas! it was nonetheless to be presented to me under a yet more real aspect. Roland returns, he fetches me out of the coffin. “You'll be well off in there,” says he, “one would say 'twas made for you; but to let you finish peacefully in that box would be a death too sweet; I'm going to expose you to one of a different variety which, all the same, will have its agreeable qualities; so implore your God, whore, pray to him to come posthaste and avenge you if he really has it in him....”
I cast myself down upon the prie-dieu, and while aloud I open my heart to the Eternal, Roland in a still crueler manner intensifies, upon the hindquarters I expose to him, his vexations and his torments; with all his strength he flogs those parts with a steel tipped martinet, each blow draws a gush of blood which springs to the walls.
“Why,” he continued with a curse, “he doesn't much aid you, your God, does he? and thus he allows unhappy virtue to suffer, he abandons it to villainy's hands; ah! what a bloody fine God you've got there, Therese, what a superb God he is! Come,” he says, “come here, whore, your prayer should be done,” and at the same time he places me upon the divan at the back of that cell; “I told you Therese, you have got to die!”
He seizes my arms, binds them to my side, then he slips a black silken noose about my neck; he holds both ends of the cord and, by tightening, he can strangle and dispatch me to the other world either quickly or slowly, depending upon his pleasure.
“This torture is sweeter than you may imagine, “Therese,” say Roland; “you will only approach death by way of unspeakably pleasurable sensations; the pressure this noose will bring to bear upon your nervous system will set fire to the organs of voluptuousness; the effect is certain; were all the people who are condemned to this torture to know in what an intoxication of joy it makes one die, less terrified by this retribution for their crimes, they would commit them more often and with much greater self-assurance; this delicious operation, Therese, by causing, as well, the contraction of the locale in which I am going to fit myself,” he added as he presented himself to a criminal avenue so worthy of such a villain, “is also going to double my pleasure.”
Thursday, April 24, 2008
One Long Damn Sentence... Russian Exuberance
1. As though such a stone wall really were a consolation, and really did contain some word of conciliation, simply because it is as true as twice two makes four.
2. Oh, absurdity of absurdities!
3. How much better it is to understand it all, to recognise it all, all the impossibilities and the stonewall; not to be reconciled to one of those impossibilities and stone walls if it disgusts you to be reconciled to it; by the way of the most inevitable, logical combinations to reach the most revolting conclusions on the everlasting theme, that even for the stone wall you are yourself somehow to blame, though again it is as clear as day you are not to blame in the least, and therefore grinding your teeth in silent impotence to sink into luxurious inertia, brooding on the fact that there is no one even for you to feel vindictive against, that you have not, and perhaps never will have, an object for your spite, that it is a sleight of hand, a bit of juggling, a card-sharper's trick, that it is simply a mess, no knowing what and no knowing who, but in spite of all these uncertainties and jugglings, still there is an ache in you, and the more you do not know, the worse the ache.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Yoo and Punishable Offenses...
"All of these trials elicited compelling descriptions of water torture from its victims, and resulted in severe punishment for its perpetrators," writes Evan Wallach in the Columbia Journal of Transnational Law.
The most detailed descriptions come from eyewitness accounts and court records from wars past. The following is a transcript of the 1947 court proceedings in the trial of a World War II Japanese war criminal: Chinsaku Yuki. He was accused of the torture and murder of Philippine civilians, and ultimately convicted and sentenced to life in prison. This exchange is between the American prosecutor, Col. Keeley, and Filipino lawyer Ramon Navarro, who was subjected to waterboarding.
War Criminal Yoo Should Be Worried
Ricardo Miguel Cavallo pictured while being extradited to Spain from Mexico City in 2003.
Cavallo, who is in his 50s, is expected to leave Spain in a matter of "hours, or at the most, days," a court spokeswoman told CNN.
An attorney, however, said Friday he plans an appeal of the decision.
Although the court has sought to bring dozens of former Argentine officers to Spain to face justice, Cavallo -- who has denied all charges -- is among a small number it actually holds in custody.
Cavallo was a navy lieutenant at the Navy Mechanics School in Buenos Aires, where many opponents of the Argentine right-wing, military governments in the 1970s and 1980s disappeared or were killed, according to Spanish court documents and human rights groups.
He has been in Spanish custody since 2003, when he was extradited from Mexico on a warrant for human rights abuses.
His defense lawyer argued that year that Spain had no jurisdiction in his case, which is part of the Spanish court's years-long investigations into rights abuses in Argentina during the former military governments.
According to the court document outlining the Spanish prosecutor's charges, Cavallo was "fully integrated into the development of the plan of repression and extermination."
In becoming involved in the case, Spain tested the legal principle called "universal justice," in which the Spanish court considers that it has jurisdiction to try cases of human rights abuses committed elsewhere.
But in recent years, Argentina has opened its own judicial proceedings into the alleged abuses, and since at least late 2006, Spain has been trying to extradite Cavallo to Argentina to face justice there.
Cavallo's efforts to avoid extradition ended Friday, when a three-judge panel at the National Court ruled that the extradition -- approved three weeks ago by the Prime Minister's Cabinet -- could occur.
Immediately after that, another judge signed the necessary order and sent it to international policing agency Interpol.
Human rights groups have identified the Navy Mechanics School as a prime detention and torture center under the former military regime, which sought to neutralize its leftist opponents.
"Of the 30,000 people who disappeared during the military dictatorship, some 5,000 of them were detained, at least for a time, at the Navy Mechanics School," the court document said.
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